2008 Woodie Awards
Katie QT! ;)
The Sentinel's first sit-down interview with a sexy AND intelligent woman
Kevin O'Rourke, President and Publisher
Issue date: 9/24/08 Section: Humor
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But in the interest of full disclosure we must admit that we only do it because we don't know how to talk to women. Maybe it's because of the older girl down the street who picked on us, or that girl in high school who laughed when she saw our penis and told the whole school it was smaller than an insect's. We don't know for sure, but for whatever reason, we have always felt inferior and awkward around women. Trying to have a conversation with any woman sends us right back to our high school "Tick Dick" days.
So in an attempt to make ourselves feel better, we claim that women are not as smart, call them nasty names like bitch and slut, and call them fat even if they aren't. And it spiraled out of control until it became a never ending cycle of vicious ineptness and misogyny.
Fortunately for us, and painfully girl shy dudes everywhere, The O-Face magazine was introduced on campus last spring. Not only did it show the world of emotionally stunted guys that women were both smart and sexy, it also showed us males how to speak conversationally with a woman while sprinkling in subtle sexual references that do not demean her at all. We at The Sentinel were inspired by The O-Face's dude-a-riffic breakthrough, so we decided to try and overcome our low self esteem induced sexism. And after several months of therapy and dozens of self help tapes, The Sentinel presents, for the first time in print, our first interview with an intelligent and sexy woman.
Katie Duggan is sexy, funny, smart, flexible, and totally not a slut. But she could be. We challenge you to find any other girl better to be The Sentinel's first girl interviewee.
What is the most exciting thing you've done this year?
I don't know. I've done a lot of stuff really. I sold my football tickets so I could afford a trip to New Orleans with Habitat for Humanity.
That's awesome. What was the coolest thing you did there? Did you do any partying?
Umm, no. No partying. I was actually volunteering. But, the coolest thing I did was helping to build new houses for people.
What could happen today that would make you the happiest?
If I could, I would join the Peace Corps. I'd be able to help people, but I'd also get to see other parts of the world.
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Axe Body Spray
posted 10/02/08 @ 12:51 PM NA
Dude, totally not chill to make fun of The O Face. I jack off to that shit three times a week. I like to be teased by hot shicks who could one day, quite possibly hook up with me over at the Sigma Chi house - that tease is way sweeter than the actual DVDA (double-vag, double-anal) you can find anywhere on the net. (Continued…)
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